This page is dedicated to funny things we've found in our logs report. Most of it is all search strings. I can't believe the stuff people look for...

This page will be updated every month with new strings and such.

Search Strings September 2002:
• rape comic (Over 36 percent of our hits from search strings were from rape comic. I hate my life. No. I hate YOUR lives.)
• rape comics (This accounted for another 10 and a half percent. *weeps*)
• comic- say no to drugs (Tyler and I, of course, are the biggest anti-drug comic people you will ever meet.)
• depression comics (I bet a depression comic is really badly drawn and sucks a lot of ass, so webcomic artists can look at it and pull themselves out of a funk.)
• drawn breasts (WHO LOOKS FOR DRAWN BOOBS ON THE INTERNET?? People, this is the porn capital of the world. Take advantage of it.)
• drugs comics (Yeah guy, this is my picture of Timmy McMullet shootin' crack. GUFFAW, FUCKER. YOU ARE STUPID.)
• fan comics (I have nothing witty to say to this.)
• funny comic (Why specify? Is someone going to put "not-funny" in their description?)
• info on bison (Big. Furry. Tastes good.)
• internet comics porn (Yeah. I'd be ashamed that we get so many hits from Joey Jack-off looking for porn, but hey, exposure is exposure.)
• mcdonalds rape (FUCK ME RONALD! YES YES YES!! God, this is just wrong.)
• thirteen ghosts fan art (Thanks devoted 13 Ghosts Fan #1923!)

Search Strings August 2002:
• microwave explosions (I'm still not sure what to make of people looking for exploding appliances. If anyone finds any ACTUAL exploding microwave websites, please tell me!)
• rape comic (This is a pretty prevalent theme in a comic WHICH HAS NO RAPE... aww, except that comic I drew where Tyler got raped... But still, people shouldn't be looking for this shit.)
• jesse boy free porn (As I said on Livejournal, only one person gets free Jesse porn. What's even worse than someone looking this up is TWO people looking it up. Ugh.)
• amplifier ringing in your head (Whoring hits off of Bob Seger. Classic)
• ass clown porn (NO ENGLISH WORDS CAN EXPRESS THE DISGUST I AM FEELING)
• bison comics (Hey look, Timmy! It's called the 'outside world!')
• buffalo burger nutritional info (Buffalo burgers are the best burgers you will ever, ever eat. EVER.)
• comics porno mexico (At least they didn't look up mexican ass clown porn.)
• fan sites thirteen ghosts (I bet it's the same person each month who looks up Thirteen Ghosts.)
• free porn comics -hentai (Wow. -Hentai. Someone is being selective in their search for cartoon women taking it hard.)
• jacking off comics (Is there a subgenre here that I'm not aware of?)
• jesse tyler porn (Ohhh, Kelly.)
• later in the evening as you lie awake in bed with the echoes of (See above comment on whoring and Bob Seger.)
• microwave technology safety (It amazes me that our site's description explains that we are an internet comic, yet people still try to find SAFETY guides. Do I seem a safe person? Does Tyler? The answer, putrid humans, is no.)
• porn comic (I'm not even gonna bother.)
• porn comics (...)
• rape´s comic (Okay. Not only does this not make sense, the person used the ` instead of the '. Oh, people, you so STUPID.)

Search Strings Pre-August 2002:
• jocko the stuffed monkey (granted, I DO have a stuffed monkey named Jocko)
• nutritional value 92% lean ground beef (mmmm... comic beef)
• badly drawn kitties (not quite there, bucko jim)
• calvin and hobbes last comic (way off, bucko jim's friend)
• comic porn (yeah, we all wish)
• ham leaner beef (this makes no sense)

Ooh, June was a dandy for funny search strings:

• free funny porn comic (free funny porn comics? Who does this guy think we are? Talented people?)
• free sexual adventure comics (again, the people on this planet never cease to amaze me)
• like penny arcade like penny arcade (why twice?)
• mon porn free (I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS)
• thirteen ghosts fan pages (I don't understand this one, judging by the fact that we have no 13 Ghosts mentioned ANYWHERE)

And July was a doozy too! (but no mon porn free)

• at what temperature do you cook ham steaks (I DON'T KNOW)
• buffalo burger nutritional value (why do more people find our comic looking for meat then they do looking for humour?)
• comics for parties (hey guys, get rid of that keg, it's COMIC TIME!)
• cooking bison roast (bison roast turns me on)
• cooking ham steroids (WHAT?)
• here i am on the road again (I posted the Bob Seger lyrics as one news post... but still)
• legality of love (last I checked it was okay)
• nutritional value bison burgers (always with the bison)
• porn comics (and the porn)
• shazaam comic (WHY? WHO LOOKS FOR A SHAZAAM COMIC? FOOLS. THAT'S WHO.)

Other Funny Things:
• Two of our referrers in July were "(compatible" and "XXXX:+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++." I don't understand.
• 41 of our hits this month came from a User Agent (web browser, etc.) known as 'Fuck McFuck OmniWeb/4.1-v422'